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President Bush
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Since George W Bush became President Bush, he has amazed us with his sheer mastery of the English language. We may laugh now at the way President Bush consistently fails to put together a single logical sentence. Yet, if we really look at what all the George W Bush quotes say about what President Bush really thinks about himself, George Bush the Supposed Duly-Elected Leader of the Free World, we'll cry. We'll learn that George W Bush, in becoming President Bush, has truly come to believe that he is George Bush the Decider, with the God-given mandate to lead the country. President Bush claims he is George Bush the Perfect One, simply not capable of making a mistake, and therefore feels no need to explain his actions (many of which George W Bush himself cannot understand). At some level, President Bush must also know that he led us into an unwinnable war and has made decisions both at home and abroad that serve to our detriment.
The quotes below, all made by President Bush, deserve a copyright.
George W Bush on the role of religion in his life:
"I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job."
- George Bush the Holder of the Mandate, in 2004
President Bush, Revealing that George W Bush knows best:
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
- George Bush the Emperor with some way-too-conservative clothes, in 2000
"I'm the commander - see, I don't need to explain - I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."
- President Bush as quoted by Bob Woodward
"I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it…I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet….I don't want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't - you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one."
-George W Bush, or should we say President Bush Maker of no Mistakes, in 2004
President Bush, confirming that he can't be George Bush the Master of the Obvious:
"It is white."
-George W Bush on the White House, 2001
Because …
"I'm the master of low expectations."
- President Bush the Underachiever, 2003
President Bush on Iraq and the War on Terror:
"Can we win? I don't think you can win it."
- George Bush the Strategy-Lacking War President, 2004
"I saw a poll that said the right track/wrong track in Iraq was better than here in America. It's pretty darn strong. I mean, the people see a better future."
- George Bush the Poll Misinterpreter, justifying our presence in Iraq in 2004
President Bush: We Just Can't Trust Him
"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things."
- George W Bush, our clueless president, in 2003
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
-President Bush, Destructor, in 2004
The Elections of George W Bush: We let ourselves get fooled. Twice.
"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
- George Bush the Foolish Maker of Fools, in 2002
President Bush & Dick Cheney have been allowed to Dictate long enough. Impeach President Bush!
Send President Bush to live in a jail cell at Guantanamo!
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