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Karl Rove
The Deputy Chief of Staff to President Bush is the conspirator behind the President Bush presidency. He introduced the world to Karl Rove campaigns at the age of 22. He was credited with "touring the country giving young Republicans political combat training." He caught the eye of President Bush Senior, and he soon met President Bush Junior. He ran the Campaigns that created the president that we love to hate today. It's because he taught President Bush everything he knows that Gay Karl Rove added the 2000 and 2004 presidentials to his list of Rove Karl Campaigns and became the Deputy Chief of Staff we also love to hate.
Still unsure of what to think about Gay Karl Rove and his service as Deputy Chief of Staff?
Karl Rove Campaigns, 101:
- Because of Rove Karl Campaigns, we have a Deputy Chief of Staff under investigation for breaking federal laws by urging government officials to support Republican candidates.
- Rove Karl Campaigns are responsible for push polling used to discredit political opponents of President Bush.
- As Deputy Chief of Staff, Gay Karl Rove was allegedly responsible for raising terror alert levels in proportion to John Kerry's popularity ratings.
- Gay Karl Rove, as Deputy Chief of Staff, may have leaked the name of a CIA undercover agent to payback her husband for criticizing the President Bush administration's claims about Iraq's nuclear weapons programs.
- Rove Karl campaigns undermine Democrats at all costs. Calls for Rove Karl to resign as Deputy Chief of Staff came soon after his assertions that "liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers."
- Rove Karl campaigns also advance the President Bush agenda at all costs. Gay Karl Rove was accused of having personal ties to the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth that ran anti-Kerry ads.
- In another bout with faulty polling, he insisted on Republican retention of both houses of Congress in 2006. How wrong you were, Gay Karl Rove!
- When all else fails, Rove Karl campaigns prescribe rapping and dancing to make light of the political blunders of the President Bush administration. The Deputy Chief of Staff made his musical debut as MC Rove At the Television Association Correspondent's Dinner, showing that he's no more qualified to be a rapper than he is to be Deputy Chief of Staff.
We must ask ourselves where President Bush would be today without Gay Karl Rove. We must also ask ourselves where Gay Karl Rove would be today without President Bush. Rapping for pennies back at the Texas ranch sounds more likely than "governing" from inside the White House.
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